SEX QUOTES VIII

quotations about sex

I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don't realize you're on the floor.

DAVID LEVITHAN

The Lover's Dictionary


OK, not everyone's desire is the same. No one can tell you how much sex you should want. A sexless relationship or marriage is not necessarily a bad one, as long as, here's the key, both people are genuinely happy with that. Ultimately, relationships are about fit.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


I think there is a puritanical wind that is blowing. I have never seen such a lack of separation between church and state in America, I don't believe in God, but if I did I would say that sex is a Godgiven right. Otherwise it's the end of our species.

KEVIN BACON

"The Outsider Wants In", The Times, December 1, 2005

Tags: Kevin Bacon


Sex ages us. Priests are boyish, spinsters stay black-haired until after fifty. We others, the demon rots us out.

JOHN UPDIKE

Rabbit Redux

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The worst sex I've ever had has always been great.

VINCE MCMAHON

Esquire, January 2005

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A study found that couples in their sixties still having regular sex looked between five and seven years younger than those no longer having sex.

TRACEY COX

"8 health benefits of great sex", Net Doctor, September 4, 2017


If you have fathered a child, if you have given birth, if sex is a source of healthy pleasure, thank your pelvis and your reproductive organs for allowing you to feel the creative rhythms of life.

ELIZABETH LESSER

The New American Spirituality: A Seeker's Guide

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Vacation sex. So much better than home sex. Yeah. Because ... there's no pressure on the guy. Even if he doesn't perform that well, she's still on vacation.

RAY ROMANO

stand-up routine

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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

KINGSLEY AMIS

Collected Poems

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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

WOODY ALLEN

Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)

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Our society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely on the changing standards of superstition, religion, Christianity and gender bias to define themselves. Americans, in particular, exhibit very childish reactions to sexual practices that are new to them, much like little kids who are offered a vegetable they haven't seen before: "That's disgusting!" "But darling, you haven't even tried it!"

SUSIE BRIGHT & JILL POSNER

Nothing But the Girl


According to the greater or lesser violence of your sensual passion, you have perhaps discerned some of those twenty-two pleasures which in other times created in Greece twenty-two kinds of courtesans, devoted especially to these delicate branches of the same art.

HONORÉ DE BALZAC

Physiology of Marriage

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I don't write about sex because it's not really my subject. I love it when other people write about it, but it's not my subject, and I don't want anyone I've had sex with to write about it. Plus, you're in front of an audience, and they picture wherever you're writing about. I'm 52; no one in the audience wants to picture that.

DAVID SEDARIS

interview, Bohemian, June 2009

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Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot

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Although we may get bashful about discussing it at times, sex is a vital part of life. After all, our being here is a result of the deed being done at one time or another.

KATE TAYLOR

"Scientists Say People Who Have A Lot Of Sex Are More Likely To Have An Excellent Memory", Little Things, September 18, 2017


I respect you ... and your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and cry and see God.

LISA KLEYPAS

Smooth Talking Stranger

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Well, maybe the thing most people don't like about sex is that it has to end.

BHAKTI PAUN SHARMA

"People reveal the one thing they don't like about having sex", The HealthSite, September 18, 2017


We demand that sex speak the truth ... and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves which we think we possess in our immediate consciousness.

MICHEL FOUCAULT

The History of Sexuality

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Sex and hypocrisy. They go together like coffee and cream.

PAOLO BACIGALUPI

The Windup Girl

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Food has it over sex for variety. Hedonistically, gustatory possibilities are much broader than copulatory ones.

JOSEPH EPSTEIN

Familiar Territory

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