COOKING QUOTES III

quotations about cooking

'Tis burnt; and so is all the meat.
What dogs are these! Where is the rascal cook?
How durst you, villains, bring it from the dresser,
And serve it thus to me that love it not?

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Taming of the Shrew


If cooking becomes an art form rather than a means of providing a reasonable diet, then something is clearly wrong.

TOM JAINE

London Daily Telegraph, Oct. 19, 1989


Whoever heard of a man getting a divorce from a woman who was a good cook?

KIN HUBBARD

attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes


Bambi--see the movie! Eat the cast!

HENRY KELLY

Daily Telegraph, Feb. 26, 1994


What we need is a big big cooking pot
Big enough to cook every wonderful
Beautiful, trust worthy, lovely idea we've got

HAPPY MONDAYS

"Harmony"


'Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Romeo and Juliet


I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.

SONIA RUMZI

Simple Conversation


Good cooking tempts the appetite.

RABBI ADA

attributed, Day's Collacon


There is communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

MARY FRANCES KENNEDY FISHER

Conversations with M. F. K. Fisher


If god had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.

LINDA HENLEY

attributed, Chicken Soup for the Soul: Grandmothers


A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.

SAMUEL JOHNSON

Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides


We may live without poetry, music, and art;
We may live without conscience, and live without heart;
We may live without friends; we may live without books;
But civilized man cannot live without cooks.
He may live without books--what is knowledge but grieving?
He may live without hope--what is hope but deceiving?
He may live without love--what is passion but pining?
But where is the man that can live without dining?

OWEN MEREDITH

Lucile


To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a “home” might be added the modern supplement that woman accepted cooking as a chore but man has made of it a recreation.

EMILY POST

Etiquette


It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphisize your vegetables.

BILL WATTERSON

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes


Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find myself wondering how they did it. Would anyone love me if I couldn't cook? I always thought cooking was part of the package: Step right up, it's Rachel Samstat, she's bright, she's funny and she can cook!

NORA EPHRON

Heartburn


The repetitive phases of cooking leave plenty of mental space for reflection, and as I chopped and minced and sliced I thought about the rhythms of cooking, one of which involves destroying the order of the things we bring from nature into our kitchens, only to then create from them a new order.

MICHAEL POLLAN

The Omnivore's Dilemma


Yet smelt roast meat, beheld a huge fire shine,
And cooks in motion with their clean arms bared.

LORD BYRON

Don Juan


I think preparing food and feeding people brings nourishment not only to our bodies but to our spirits. Feeding people is a way of loving them, in the same way that feeding ourselves is a way of honoring our own createdness and fragility.

SHAUNA NIEQUIST

Bittersweet


Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation-- experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way.

PAUL THEROUX

Sir Vidia's Shadow


No one here will be surprised to hear me say that the Promethean fire which first raised humanity above the animal was the cooking fire.

BRIAN STABLEFORD

The Last Supper