Let's not wait for the apocalypse or an alien attack to love each other, y'all.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
I always confuse NRA & NPR. Totally different tote bags.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
There's no way my heart can handle what's in an email labeled ELEPHANTS REUNITING AFTER 20 YEARS.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
Behind every great big bully is a great big bully.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
Some of the most misogynistic men I know are women.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
It bothers me that I'm not your entire world.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
People in cults don't call their cults cults.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
You had me 'til Hello.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
Heartbreaking converges with crazy cute at the sight of tiny crutches.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
Saying "RELAX" is maybe the least relaxing word you can say to someone.
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
Sometimes when I'm really lonely I talk to myself, but I call myself "you guys."
SARAH SILVERMAN, "Two-Minute Index"
